The President’s recent remarks about the possibility of his Uncle Ambrose Finnegan having been eaten by cannibals in Papua New Guinea reminded me simultaneously of Dana Carvey’s Tom Brokaw “Tragedy today as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves” sketch (“Really, Taft?”) and the joke song about Shia-LeBeouf-as-cannibal from several years ago. So I wrote an epigram about it.

Bon appetit!

Le Munchle de Mon Oncle

“He got shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals in New Guinea at the time.” ~ President Joe Biden

If your uncle's a war hero, that's quite enough
Without Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf.